The Prince of Neither Here Nor There is the first book in a new young-adult series set in a world where Faeries¹ exist, hidden in the cracks of our reality.

With a pimply face and braces on his teeth, the perpetually clumsy Brendan is having a hard time at school. He’s got a few geeky friends and one really cool friend, Kim, who stands up for him when he starts to get pummelled in the ever-popular game of Murderball.² When Brendan starts hearing voices and conversing with chipmunks, he figures he can add losing his mind to his growing list of problems. But he soon discovers the reason behind all the strange voices and weird dreams he’s been having: he’s a Faerie who was lost in the human world.

Will Brendan be forced to turn his back on his human parents and embrace his Faerie roots? Can he live in two worlds at once? These questions are just the tip of the iceberg; in fact, on several occasions, the book’s narrator encourages readers to “freak out and run.”

“Brendan goes through a great deal of struggling, but there is always more struggling to do,” says the narrator, winner of the best footnoting award at the Institute of Advanced Narration, not to mention being named Footnoter of the Year three times running. “Life is worthless without struggle,” he continues. “Struggling is a good source of cardiovascular exercise. I struggle three times a week and I’m fit as a horse.”³

Brendan, the Prince of Neither Here Nor There, finds himself caught in a struggle between two worlds as he tries to figure out where he fits into both. During the course of the story he’ll face strange and unknown dangers, discover new and amazing powers, and meet friends and family he never knew existed.

From the Sahara Desert to the undersea world of Atlantis to the picturesque town of Providence, Rhode Island, Hamish X and his friends Mimi and Parveen prepare for the final battle with the scourge of children everywhere - the evil Grey Agents of the ODA. Only then will the mysteries of Hamish, his boots, and his past finally be revealed.

Home to ODA headquarters, the very den of evil, as well as the Providence Red Hen.

I Am A Human Man is a musical journey all over the comedy map. Follow Seán Cullen's meandering mind on a voyage through an astonishing array of Musical Genre's from R&B to Anthem Rock with a little German Disco just to keep you frightened. Are you a human man or woman? Then this album is not just for you, it is you.

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Suspenseful, surprising, and laugh-out-loud funny - Hamish X is back!

When we last saw Hamish X, he had been captured once more by the evil Grey Agents of the ODA (Orphan Disposal Agency), and the Wind City Orphanage had been destroyed. But with Mimi's strength and Parveen's ingenuity, Hamish X and all their Wind City friends are rescued. Now, new and surprising adventures are in store for everyone, when they make their escape to ... Switzerland!

Deep within the Alps, the world's lost children have found safe haven in a hidden world, ruled over by the frail but kindly young King Liam, with the able assistance of his child guards and trained raccoons. It is here, in the Hollow Mountain, where the mysteries of Hamish X, his boots, and his past will begin to unfold - if the Grey Agents don't get to him first!

Meet Hamish X
Orphan, Enigma, and Enemy to Pirates Everywhere

The mysterious Hamish X is the scourge of the Orphan Disposal Agency - Agents Candy and Sweet can't seem to find a facility that can hold him. After arriving at the Windcity Orphanage, where the children are forced to earn their keep making stinky blue cheese, Hamish is soon planning his escape along with new friends Parveen and Mimi. But his plans are put on hold when the factory is suddenly attacked by a fierce gang of pirates, led by the dreaded Cheesebeard of Snow Monkey Island. In order to save the other orphans, Hamish, Mimi, and Parveen must embark upon an epic adventure across the Arctic and take on the cheese-obsessed pirates by themselves.

The inimitable Seán Cullen's first book in his new series for children is dramatic, action-packed, and, of course, completely hilarious.

Available in bookstores March 18, 2006.

Selections from this book are available on the AUDIO/VIDEO page.

This Limited Edition debut CD is a live concert recording from the world-famous Rivoli in Toronto, Canada, where The Kids in The Hall, Barenaked Ladies and Corky and The Juice Pigs first made their mark.

SEÁN CULLEN live! begins with none other than the Welcome song, segueing into audience-inspired improv on bum-rubbing and the unknown things the Chinese invented. Other topics include Aztec Temples, the Pope, choosing how you wish to die by the Food of your Choice, space names, the love song "Chimp & The Women", James Bond and the artists not lucky enough to do a 007 theme song, an homage to Van Morrisson and Meatloaf, a diatribe on Rob Zombie and the three most important things that all of us need, wrapped up in the rock anthem, "Wood, Cheese & Children!"

Selections from this CD are available on the AUDIO/VIDEO page.

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